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#OccupyDinner Movement Gaining Steam in Feline Communities

Growing discontent over the inequity between human and cat food has led to a grassroots protest movement.

Chester and Dot (pictured above) of California have been camped out since the beginning of dinner.

Submitted by Melissa. 

Cat Discovered Posing as Mall Santa

Nearly 50 toddlers had their dreams shattered on Friday when they visited Santa at a mall in New Providence, NJ. Parents became suspicious when the jolly old elf was heard promising toys in exchange for “cans of tuna from mommy’s cupboard.”

Upon discovering the impostor, mall security escorted Pia (pictured above) off the premises.

Submitted by Christine Cho.

Famed Show Cat Retires at Age 5, Lives the Good Life

After a whirlwind life in show business, Mr. Bear (pictured above) is headed into his golden years. At just five years old, Bear has everything he needs to retire.

The secret to his success? Enjoying simple pleasures. “According to him, the best things in life are a good poop and a nap,” says Sara Simon, Bear’s longtime agent and close friend.

PHOTO OP: Fuzz Belly

Submitted by Sara Eader.