puppies

3-Month-Old Is Youngest Puppy to Ever Attend Harvard

Satisfied with your career and personal achievements? You won’t be when you meet Stella the Shiba Inu (pictured above) who, at just three months old, is already more accomplished than you.

Stella is the youngest puppy ever enrolled at Harvard University, and so far, her grades have been exemplary, says Jason Schrum, a source close to the situation. While Stella’s major is still undeclared, she’s leaning toward Barkaeology with a minor in Fine Arf.

PHOTO OP: Muhammad Collie

Only eight weeks old and ready for his next bout.

Submitted by Taylor Carter.

Studies Show Snuggling Next to Flat Tires Does Little to Repair Damage

A handful of new studies out of Ireland reveal that snuggling in close proximity to flat car tires has minimal restorative effects. This comes after Slug and Charlie (pictured above) cuddled for hours in the hope of aiding Hugh Power’s automotive woes – to no avail.

Editor’s Note: Slug and Charlie are available for adoption! Their owner is looking for a good home located in Ireland. Please contact thefluffingtonpost@gmail.com for more details.

PHOTO OP: Jack Loves Toys

Submitted by Chris Blomquist.

Area Dog Can’t Shake Angry Birds Addiction

If you thought you loved mobile gaming sensation Angry Birds, wait until you meet Momo. The 2-year-old pup takes the red feathered hero with him everywhere, according to Jennifer Chung. “He even falls asleep next to it,” she tells The Fluffington Post.