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Kangaroo Arrested for Nude Sunbathing in Park A kangaroo was arrested for indecent exposure yesterday after he was caught sunbathing at the park in the nude. Police were called in around 2pm, according to official reports, to investigate calls about a kangaroo that was “letting it all hang loose.” The responding officers found the animal asleep on a blanket, completely in the buff. According to reports, the kangaroo was taken into custody without protest and was released into the wild after being held at the county jail overnight. His court date is next month and he faces up to a $200 fine and 20 hours of community service. Via sanniaphoto.

Kangaroo Arrested for Nude Sunbathing in Park

A kangaroo was arrested for indecent exposure yesterday after he was caught sunbathing at the park in the nude.

Police were called in around 2pm, according to official reports, to investigate calls about a kangaroo that was “letting it all hang loose.” The responding officers found the animal asleep on a blanket, completely in the buff.

According to reports, the kangaroo was taken into custody without protest and was released into the wild after being held at the county jail overnight. His court date is next month and he faces up to a $200 fine and 20 hours of community service.

Via sanniaphoto.

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Ferret Photocopies Own Butt for Office Prank Steve, a ferret from accounting, found his prankster inspiration a little late for April Fool’s Day, but his victim never saw it coming. “We were just joking around on Friday. We had a few beers,” says co-worker Fred Dodson. “And then Louis was like, ‘Steve, what if you made copies of your butt and put them all over Andy’s desk?’ And Steve didn’t waste any time. He hopped right up there and hit the button. We were dying!” Dodson explains that a layer of butts was taped to Andy’s desk and chair — 200 pages in all. “You should have seen the look on his face when he came in Monday morning,” says Dodson. Via iheartferrets.

Ferret Photocopies Own Butt for Office Prank

Steve, a ferret from accounting, found his prankster inspiration a little late for April Fool’s Day, but his victim never saw it coming.

“We were just joking around on Friday. We had a few beers,” says co-worker Fred Dodson. “And then Louis was like, ‘Steve, what if you made copies of your butt and put them all over Andy’s desk?’ And Steve didn’t waste any time. He hopped right up there and hit the button. We were dying!”

Dodson explains that a layer of butts was taped to Andy’s desk and chair — 200 pages in all.

“You should have seen the look on his face when he came in Monday morning,” says Dodson.

Via iheartferrets.

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Celebrity Llama Outed at Underbiters Anonymous By Stephanie Buck, Chief Llama Correspondent Colorful radio personality, DJ Shear Force, was spotted exiting an alleged 12-step program in Sacramento, CA Wednesday evening.   Witnesses eating gluten-free carrot cake in a nearby cafe say the local celeb exited an unassuming basement conference room on K Street, a known gathering place for recovering underbiters.  “His fur looked really mottled, like he hadn’t slept in weeks,” shared an emotional onlooker. “It’s so tragic that he would let an underbite mess with his life. He has kids to look after!” Shear Force’s employer, 102.7 The Herd, could not be reached for comment. Via Tambako the Jaguar.

Celebrity Llama Outed at Underbiters Anonymous

By Stephanie Buck, Chief Llama Correspondent

Colorful radio personality, DJ Shear Force, was spotted exiting an alleged 12-step program in Sacramento, CA Wednesday evening.  

Witnesses eating gluten-free carrot cake in a nearby cafe say the local celeb exited an unassuming basement conference room on K Street, a known gathering place for recovering underbiters. 

“His fur looked really mottled, like he hadn’t slept in weeks,” shared an emotional onlooker. “It’s so tragic that he would let an underbite mess with his life. He has kids to look after!”

Shear Force’s employer, 102.7 The Herd, could not be reached for comment.

Via Tambako the Jaguar.

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