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Cat Can’t Unsee Raccoons’ Romantic Encounter
A cat named Sharon has lost significant sleep in recent weeks after witnessing a romantic liaison between two raccoons outside her Toronto home.
"Every time she closes her eyes, there they are," says Isabel Parker, a family friend. "You know. Doing it. I think she’s traumatized.”
Sharon’s doctor has recommended sleep therapy and even prescribed pharmaceutical aides, to no avail.
As for the raccoons, local law enforcement has been looking into a string of lewd behavior offenses in the neighborhood, but pinpointed no suspects.
Submitted by Jaclyn Kelin.

Cat Can’t Unsee Raccoons’ Romantic Encounter

A cat named Sharon has lost significant sleep in recent weeks after witnessing a romantic liaison between two raccoons outside her Toronto home.

"Every time she closes her eyes, there they are," says Isabel Parker, a family friend. "You know. Doing it. I think she’s traumatized.”

Sharon’s doctor has recommended sleep therapy and even prescribed pharmaceutical aides, to no avail.

As for the raccoons, local law enforcement has been looking into a string of lewd behavior offenses in the neighborhood, but pinpointed no suspects.

Submitted by Jaclyn Kelin.

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Pigeon Gang Gets Rough With Tourists
A gang of pigeons is reportedly wreaking havoc in Barcelona where the birds are targeting tourists.
"They got all up in my face," said Harry Wohl, a vacationer visiting Barcelona from England. "They stole took my camera and snapped photos of their butts, they hooted at my kids, they stole my bagel. It was awful."
Authorities have yet to apprehend the birds, but have ensured that the city takes the matter seriously.
Via tattvr_07.

Pigeon Gang Gets Rough With Tourists

A gang of pigeons is reportedly wreaking havoc in Barcelona where the birds are targeting tourists.

"They got all up in my face," said Harry Wohl, a vacationer visiting Barcelona from England. "They stole took my camera and snapped photos of their butts, they hooted at my kids, they stole my bagel. It was awful."

Authorities have yet to apprehend the birds, but have ensured that the city takes the matter seriously.

Via tattvr_07.

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Cops Bust Squirrel for Reckless Driving
Police in Somerville, MA have arrested a 2-year-old squirrel named Hank after receiving a report that he was driving erratically on Medford Street. Patrol cars attempted to pull the squirrel over, but he did not respond to the sirens, according to the police report.
"I called in some backup and we pinned his vehicle with a blockade," says George Sevalis, the officer who made the arrest. "He didn’t seem to know or care that we were chasing him."
There are no indications that Hank was driving under the influence, and he was not transporting anything illegal, though authorities did find a large cache of nuts in the trunk.
"He claims they’re his, and that he recently dug them up after the winter," says Sevalis. "But we’re looking into it."
Via Phaque1285

Cops Bust Squirrel for Reckless Driving

Police in Somerville, MA have arrested a 2-year-old squirrel named Hank after receiving a report that he was driving erratically on Medford Street. Patrol cars attempted to pull the squirrel over, but he did not respond to the sirens, according to the police report.

"I called in some backup and we pinned his vehicle with a blockade," says George Sevalis, the officer who made the arrest. "He didn’t seem to know or care that we were chasing him."

There are no indications that Hank was driving under the influence, and he was not transporting anything illegal, though authorities did find a large cache of nuts in the trunk.

"He claims they’re his, and that he recently dug them up after the winter," says Sevalis. "But we’re looking into it."

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Local Cat Wins 53rd Annual Pinata Tournament
Held every year in Guadalajara, Mexico, the World Pinata Championship brings seasoned stuffers and whackers from all over the globe. The tournament pits 50 brackets of competitors in one-on-one duels, whittling away the competition until a final match determines the ultimate victor.
"This year, it was a cat from Boston," says Esteban Gutierrez, a referee who has officiated the tournament for 11 years. "His name is Benny, and he’s the 53rd champion. It was a great show."
It was a hard-fought victory — Benny bested a number of previous champions to attain the title.
"As soon as he won the final round, he dove right in for the candy," says Gutierrez. "It was … well, let’s just say it was an interesting photo op."
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Local Cat Wins 53rd Annual Pinata Tournament

Held every year in Guadalajara, Mexico, the World Pinata Championship brings seasoned stuffers and whackers from all over the globe. The tournament pits 50 brackets of competitors in one-on-one duels, whittling away the competition until a final match determines the ultimate victor.

"This year, it was a cat from Boston," says Esteban Gutierrez, a referee who has officiated the tournament for 11 years. "His name is Benny, and he’s the 53rd champion. It was a great show."

It was a hard-fought victory — Benny bested a number of previous champions to attain the title.

"As soon as he won the final round, he dove right in for the candy," says Gutierrez. "It was … well, let’s just say it was an interesting photo op."

Via newhavengill.

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Child Anthropologist Accepted by Pug Tribe
A young anthropologist named Jackson has been living among a New Jersey tribe of pugs since early 2011 in order to document their complex social interactions.
"It’s really the disguise — an oversized pug face T-shirt — that has endeared him to the family group," says Dr. Marc Henning, a colleague familiar with Jackson’s research. "They have truly accepted him as one of their own — eating together, sleeping in the same huts. To my knowledge, no one has been able to study this remote group so intimately."
Jackson is set to publish his first paper in the journal Pug Science this August, but has no intention of returning to civilization.
"He’ll likely remain embedded with the tribe for a few more years," says Dr. Henning. "The opportunity to collect more data here is too important."
Via Adam Berberich.

Child Anthropologist Accepted by Pug Tribe

A young anthropologist named Jackson has been living among a New Jersey tribe of pugs since early 2011 in order to document their complex social interactions.

"It’s really the disguise — an oversized pug face T-shirt — that has endeared him to the family group," says Dr. Marc Henning, a colleague familiar with Jackson’s research. "They have truly accepted him as one of their own — eating together, sleeping in the same huts. To my knowledge, no one has been able to study this remote group so intimately."

Jackson is set to publish his first paper in the journal Pug Science this August, but has no intention of returning to civilization.

"He’ll likely remain embedded with the tribe for a few more years," says Dr. Henning. "The opportunity to collect more data here is too important."

Via Adam Berberich.

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Cat Loses Laptop
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Oliver the cat knew he shouldn’t have taken his new MacBook on the bus. Even in its clearly marked tote bag, the laptop was all too easily forgotten when Oliver got off at his stop last weekend.
"I couldn’t believe he would just forget it like that — he’s only had the thing for a month," says Dan Welker, a source close to the cat.
Despite filing a claim with the local bus company, Oliver has yet to see his computer. As one would imagine, things just haven’t been the same.
"He’ll go to Starbucks, but he won’t know what to do," says Welker. "Normally, he’d have his MacBook with him. Now he just sits there, waiting for his coffee to boot up. It’s actually pretty sad to watch."
Via Mr. T in DC.

Cat Loses Laptop

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Oliver the cat knew he shouldn’t have taken his new MacBook on the bus. Even in its clearly marked tote bag, the laptop was all too easily forgotten when Oliver got off at his stop last weekend.

"I couldn’t believe he would just forget it like that — he’s only had the thing for a month," says Dan Welker, a source close to the cat.

Despite filing a claim with the local bus company, Oliver has yet to see his computer. As one would imagine, things just haven’t been the same.

"He’ll go to Starbucks, but he won’t know what to do," says Welker. "Normally, he’d have his MacBook with him. Now he just sits there, waiting for his coffee to boot up. It’s actually pretty sad to watch."

Via Mr. T in DC.

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BREAKING: Denver Cops In Hot Pursuit of Fugitive Bunny
Authorities in Denver, CO are engaged in a frantic car chase with a suspected arugula thief heading north on Interstate 25. Witnesses at a local Safeway supermarket reported seeing the suspect, identified by police as a 4-year-old bunny named Belly, leave the store with a pawful of lettuce under a trench coat.
When Safeway security was alerted, Belly allegedly hopped into his Ford Fiesta and sped off. Local police were soon in pursuit.
"I knew there was something weird going on," says grocery shopper Linda McNally, who witnessed the alleged heist. "That bunny was sniffing around, looking all suspicious. I saw him snatch the arugula — he couldn’t help himself!"
At this time, a squadron of police cars are trailing a safe distance from the Fiesta, and on-ramps to Interstate 25 north of Denver have been closed for public safety.
The Fluffington Post will keep you updated as this story develops.
Submitted by Ashley Roybal.

BREAKING: Denver Cops In Hot Pursuit of Fugitive Bunny

Authorities in Denver, CO are engaged in a frantic car chase with a suspected arugula thief heading north on Interstate 25. Witnesses at a local Safeway supermarket reported seeing the suspect, identified by police as a 4-year-old bunny named Belly, leave the store with a pawful of lettuce under a trench coat.

When Safeway security was alerted, Belly allegedly hopped into his Ford Fiesta and sped off. Local police were soon in pursuit.

"I knew there was something weird going on," says grocery shopper Linda McNally, who witnessed the alleged heist. "That bunny was sniffing around, looking all suspicious. I saw him snatch the arugula — he couldn’t help himself!"

At this time, a squadron of police cars are trailing a safe distance from the Fiesta, and on-ramps to Interstate 25 north of Denver have been closed for public safety.

The Fluffington Post will keep you updated as this story develops.

Submitted by Ashley Roybal.