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Celebrity Llama Outed at Underbiters Anonymous
By Stephanie Buck, Chief Llama Correspondent
Colorful radio personality, DJ Shear Force, was spotted exiting an alleged 12-step program in Sacramento, CA Wednesday evening.  
Witnesses eating gluten-free carrot cake in a nearby cafe say the local celeb exited an unassuming basement conference room on K Street, a known gathering place for recovering underbiters. 
“His fur looked really mottled, like he hadn’t slept in weeks,” shared an emotional onlooker. “It’s so tragic that he would let an underbite mess with his life. He has kids to look after!”
Shear Force’s employer, 102.7 The Herd, could not be reached for comment.
Via Tambako the Jaguar.

Celebrity Llama Outed at Underbiters Anonymous

By Stephanie Buck, Chief Llama Correspondent

Colorful radio personality, DJ Shear Force, was spotted exiting an alleged 12-step program in Sacramento, CA Wednesday evening.  

Witnesses eating gluten-free carrot cake in a nearby cafe say the local celeb exited an unassuming basement conference room on K Street, a known gathering place for recovering underbiters. 

“His fur looked really mottled, like he hadn’t slept in weeks,” shared an emotional onlooker. “It’s so tragic that he would let an underbite mess with his life. He has kids to look after!”

Shear Force’s employer, 102.7 The Herd, could not be reached for comment.

Via Tambako the Jaguar.

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Llama Doesn’t Want to Go Back to School
After a week of holiday parties, presents, morning cartoons, and staying up way past his bedtime, Ferdinand the llama was not ready to head back to the classroom today.  According to reports, when his mother, Lily, tried to get him up this morning for school, Ferdinand tried to feign illness and finagle an extra day off.
"She wasn’t having any of it," said Hugh Wohl, a close family friend.  "Lily has six other kids, so she knows a fake fever when she sees one."
Via Tambako the Jaguar.

Llama Doesn’t Want to Go Back to School

After a week of holiday parties, presents, morning cartoons, and staying up way past his bedtime, Ferdinand the llama was not ready to head back to the classroom today.  According to reports, when his mother, Lily, tried to get him up this morning for school, Ferdinand tried to feign illness and finagle an extra day off.

"She wasn’t having any of it," said Hugh Wohl, a close family friend.  "Lily has six other kids, so she knows a fake fever when she sees one."

Via Tambako the Jaguar.