Celebrity Llama Outed at Underbiters Anonymous
By Stephanie Buck, Chief Llama Correspondent
Colorful radio personality, DJ Shear Force, was spotted exiting an alleged 12-step program in Sacramento, CA Wednesday evening.
Witnesses eating gluten-free carrot cake in a nearby cafe say the local celeb exited an unassuming basement conference room on K Street, a known gathering place for recovering underbiters.
“His fur looked really mottled, like he hadn’t slept in weeks,” shared an emotional onlooker. “It’s so tragic that he would let an underbite mess with his life. He has kids to look after!”
Shear Force’s employer, 102.7 The Herd, could not be reached for comment.
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