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Dog Tries to Fetch Wrong Stick
Tragedy struck the community of Williams Grove, VA yesterday when Wilbur, a border collie puppy, accidentally tried to retrieve the wrong stick during a game of fetch.
“We usually play fetch in the park every Sunday,” explained James Corrente. “Everything was going fine, but then I guess I got too playful. I pretended to throw the stick, but really held it behind my back.”
According to eyewitness reports, Wilbur was confused at first and at spent a few moments trying to find the stick. He whirled around a couple of times and then dashed off in the direction he thought it had been thrown.
What he tried to retrieve, however, turned out to be the stick they had been playing with, but an entire tree. By the time he realized his mistake, it was too late, and he was already clamped on.
The dog, who is at home resting his jaw, is expected to make a full recovery.
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Dog Tries to Fetch Wrong Stick

Tragedy struck the community of Williams Grove, VA yesterday when Wilbur, a border collie puppy, accidentally tried to retrieve the wrong stick during a game of fetch.

“We usually play fetch in the park every Sunday,” explained James Corrente. “Everything was going fine, but then I guess I got too playful. I pretended to throw the stick, but really held it behind my back.”

According to eyewitness reports, Wilbur was confused at first and at spent a few moments trying to find the stick. He whirled around a couple of times and then dashed off in the direction he thought it had been thrown.

What he tried to retrieve, however, turned out to be the stick they had been playing with, but an entire tree. By the time he realized his mistake, it was too late, and he was already clamped on.

The dog, who is at home resting his jaw, is expected to make a full recovery.

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Puppy Prom Goes Off Without a Hitch

The pageantry and romance of prom isn’t lost on the canine set. Senior pups at Twin Oaks High School had theirs last Thursday, and it was a picture-perfect gala, according to sources.

“Butt sniffing on the dance floor was kept to a minimum, thanks to our great chaperones,” says school superintendent Nancy Holbrook. “Riley and Alice were voted prom king and queen, not surprisingly. They make a great couple,”

Submitted by Deb Bennetts, Best Friends Pet Care.

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Dog Makes Fortune in Kitten Supply Chain Logistics
It may not be the most glamorous job, but someone’s got to move kitten freight around the world efficiently, and according to a number of inside sources, the profession is lucrative.
Co-workers of a dog named Stella tell The Fluffington Post that the canine easily pulls down a six figure salary, thanks to her unique ability to optimize kitten supply chain logistics.
“She streamlined the whole cargo transfer operation,” says Ron Keller, who runs freight intake at a warehouse that benefits from Stella’s proprietary systems. “Kittens come in, we load them onto trucks, ship them right out to loving homes. No middle man, no delays, no overages.”
Keller explains that before Stella came on, it would often take them twice as long to package feline freight. “It’s so much more efficient now, and we pass the savings on to the customer. Everybody wins.”
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Dog Makes Fortune in Kitten Supply Chain Logistics

It may not be the most glamorous job, but someone’s got to move kitten freight around the world efficiently, and according to a number of inside sources, the profession is lucrative.

Co-workers of a dog named Stella tell The Fluffington Post that the canine easily pulls down a six figure salary, thanks to her unique ability to optimize kitten supply chain logistics.

“She streamlined the whole cargo transfer operation,” says Ron Keller, who runs freight intake at a warehouse that benefits from Stella’s proprietary systems. “Kittens come in, we load them onto trucks, ship them right out to loving homes. No middle man, no delays, no overages.”

Keller explains that before Stella came on, it would often take them twice as long to package feline freight. “It’s so much more efficient now, and we pass the savings on to the customer. Everybody wins.”

Via Ask_Me_If_Im_Racist.