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Dachshund ‘Shamed’ on Internet
By Scott Friendstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Barry the dog will probably think twice before falling asleep at a party again.
Friends tell The Fluffington Post that the dachshund was at a gathering last weekend when he apparently could not stay awake.
"He got into the kibble pretty early on," says Kirk Evans. "We told him to slow it down, but he didn’t listen. He was out before 10 pm - poor little guy.”
Poor indeed. Unfortunately for Barry, his friends took complete advantage of the situation and decided to “shame” him. 
"Some of the other guys got the idea to find the most embarrassing-looking sheets and tuck him into bed," says Evans. "Then, of course, we took a picture. It was too funny not to share with everyone - so we did."
Evans certainly meant “everyone” - by the next morning, the pup had gone viral online.
"Those sheets are probably as famous as he is now," says Evans. "He hasn’t returned any of my texts, but he’ll come around - I hope."
Via Lingb.
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Dachshund ‘Shamed’ on Internet

By Scott Friendstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Barry the dog will probably think twice before falling asleep at a party again.

Friends tell The Fluffington Post that the dachshund was at a gathering last weekend when he apparently could not stay awake.

"He got into the kibble pretty early on," says Kirk Evans. "We told him to slow it down, but he didn’t listen. He was out before 10 pm - poor little guy.”

Poor indeed. Unfortunately for Barry, his friends took complete advantage of the situation and decided to “shame” him. 

"Some of the other guys got the idea to find the most embarrassing-looking sheets and tuck him into bed," says Evans. "Then, of course, we took a picture. It was too funny not to share with everyone - so we did."

Evans certainly meant “everyone” - by the next morning, the pup had gone viral online.

"Those sheets are probably as famous as he is now," says Evans. "He hasn’t returned any of my texts, but he’ll come around - I hope."

Via Lingb.

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Samoyed Puppy Was Born to Model
by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent
From the day he was born, Zeke seemed to have a natural understanding of his best angles. As he’s grown up, he developed a sixth sense for finding the camera and the light. Friend Natalie Brown showed The Fluffington Post her home photos of Zeke and his puppy siblings. In every shot, he’s flashing a dazzling samoyed smile to the camera, even when the other dogs are oblivious to the attention.
Brown said she noticed Zeke’s photogenic nature right away. “He’s from a litter of five, but even when he was a tiny puppy, he stood out from the pack,” she said. “He’s got that magical X factor.”
In fact, Brown thinks Zeke has the natural talent to make it big time. “I sent a headshot to Tyra Banks,” she said. “I mean, he’s got her ‘smile with your eyes’ thing down to a science.”
In FluffPo’s editorial opinion, we would be much more inclined to watch the fierceness of America’s Next Top Poodle rather than the human show currently on air.
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Samoyed Puppy Was Born to Model

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

From the day he was born, Zeke seemed to have a natural understanding of his best angles. As he’s grown up, he developed a sixth sense for finding the camera and the light. Friend Natalie Brown showed The Fluffington Post her home photos of Zeke and his puppy siblings. In every shot, he’s flashing a dazzling samoyed smile to the camera, even when the other dogs are oblivious to the attention.

Brown said she noticed Zeke’s photogenic nature right away. “He’s from a litter of five, but even when he was a tiny puppy, he stood out from the pack,” she said. “He’s got that magical X factor.”

In fact, Brown thinks Zeke has the natural talent to make it big time. “I sent a headshot to Tyra Banks,” she said. “I mean, he’s got her ‘smile with your eyes’ thing down to a science.”

In FluffPo’s editorial opinion, we would be much more inclined to watch the fierceness of America’s Next Top Poodle rather than the human show currently on air.

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David Hasselhoff’s Biggest Canine Fan Visits the Beach
By Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent
Coco the chocolate lab is a lifelong fan of David Hasselhoff. Thanks to his love of the Hoff, it was no surprise when Coco showed up at the beach this summer ready for some slow­-motion runs on the sand in homage to Baywatch.
Calvin Reese, a friend of the dog, said that Coco’s obsession made the seaside trip less fun than usual. “Normally I love playing fetch in the park,” he said. “But out here on the beach, it takes him five minutes to bring the stick back after each throw.”
At least this wasn’t the dog’s most annoying Hoff­-related activity. Reese said that when he was looking for a new car last year, Coco insisted on a Pontiac Trans Am.
“I kept telling him that I wasn’t going to be the same as Knight Rider,” Reese said, shaking his head at the memory. “Coco sulked for weeks when I bought a Prius instead.”
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David Hasselhoff’s Biggest Canine Fan Visits the Beach

By Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

Coco the chocolate lab is a lifelong fan of David Hasselhoff. Thanks to his love of the Hoff, it was no surprise when Coco showed up at the beach this summer ready for some slow­-motion runs on the sand in homage to Baywatch.

Calvin Reese, a friend of the dog, said that Coco’s obsession made the seaside trip less fun than usual. “Normally I love playing fetch in the park,” he said. “But out here on the beach, it takes him five minutes to bring the stick back after each throw.”

At least this wasn’t the dog’s most annoying Hoff­-related activity. Reese said that when he was looking for a new car last year, Coco insisted on a Pontiac Trans Am.

“I kept telling him that I wasn’t going to be the same as Knight Rider,” Reese said, shaking his head at the memory. “Coco sulked for weeks when I bought a Prius instead.”

Via Marc Dalmulder.

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Dog Staring Contest Ends in Stalemate
by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
It was just another quiet Sunday afternoon in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park.That is, until Rosie the St. Bernard showed up."She’s Gavin’s longtime foe," explains Kristen Arnold, referring to her Lab-Chihuahua mix. Though the two have faced off before, witnesses tell The Fluffington Post that this was their most dramatic match yet."They have these really intense staring contests," says parkgoer Phil DeBoer. "This one was different, though. Quite frankly, we weren’t sure how it was going to end."The rules were the same as always: First one to break concentration, loses. Fortunately, both pups were distracted by the same flying frisbee."Can’t say that’s ever happened before," says Arnold. "Gavin was pretty disappointed."Bruised egos notwithstanding, a rematch is already rumored."Oh, it’ll happen," says DeBoer. "I’m betting my entire Sunday on it."
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Dog Staring Contest Ends in Stalemate

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

It was just another quiet Sunday afternoon in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park.

That is, until Rosie the St. Bernard showed up.

"She’s Gavin’s longtime foe," explains Kristen Arnold, referring to her Lab-Chihuahua mix. 

Though the two have faced off before, witnesses tell The Fluffington Post that this was their most dramatic match yet.

"They have these really intense staring contests," says parkgoer Phil DeBoer. "This one was different, though. Quite frankly, we weren’t sure how it was going to end."

The rules were the same as always: First one to break concentration, loses. Fortunately, both pups were distracted by the same flying frisbee.

"Can’t say that’s ever happened before," says Arnold. "Gavin was pretty disappointed."

Bruised egos notwithstanding, a rematch is already rumored.

"Oh, it’ll happen," says DeBoer. "I’m betting my entire Sunday on it."

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Duck Sidelined for Foul Play
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to sources, Ted the duck has been ejected from yet another game of pickup basketball for playing too dirty. Ever the competitor, Ted has proven notorious on the basketball court for his overly aggressive style.
"We warned him beforehand to tone it down," says teammate Anthony Marsh. "But around the second quarter, he started with the usual stuff. Throwing elbows, trash talking. Fouling on purpose. Someone had to take him out."
The duck was swiftly directed to the sidelines, where he continued shouting at players.
"They had to hold him back," says Marsh. "I’m all for being competitive, but Ted always takes it way too far. If he wants to play again, he’s going to have to learn to cool it."
Via pawpawprowlhowl. Originally published on HelloGiggles.

Duck Sidelined for Foul Play

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to sources, Ted the duck has been ejected from yet another game of pickup basketball for playing too dirty. Ever the competitor, Ted has proven notorious on the basketball court for his overly aggressive style.

"We warned him beforehand to tone it down," says teammate Anthony Marsh. "But around the second quarter, he started with the usual stuff. Throwing elbows, trash talking. Fouling on purpose. Someone had to take him out."

The duck was swiftly directed to the sidelines, where he continued shouting at players.

"They had to hold him back," says Marsh. "I’m all for being competitive, but Ted always takes it way too far. If he wants to play again, he’s going to have to learn to cool it."

Via pawpawprowlhowl. Originally published on HelloGiggles.

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Corgi Playdate Goes Awry
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Lana the corgi just wanted a friend to play with.
Bored with the usual 9-to-5 grind, the dog logged on to Craigslist to find out about local playdate opportunities in her area.
"She found another corgi that was willing to meet up," says Jen Dwyer, a friend. "There weren’t any pictures attached to the posting, though. Guess that should have been a red flag."
Indeed, the playmate that greeted Lana last week was not a corgi at all. At least, not technically.
"It was a stuffed corgi," says Dwyer. "It took a few minutes for Lana to realize, but once she did, she was really disappointed. I’ll tell you, the Internet can be a weird place sometimes."
Via @lanathecorgi.

Corgi Playdate Goes Awry

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Lana the corgi just wanted a friend to play with.

Bored with the usual 9-to-5 grind, the dog logged on to Craigslist to find out about local playdate opportunities in her area.

"She found another corgi that was willing to meet up," says Jen Dwyer, a friend. "There weren’t any pictures attached to the posting, though. Guess that should have been a red flag."

Indeed, the playmate that greeted Lana last week was not a corgi at all. At least, not technically.

"It was a stuffed corgi," says Dwyer. "It took a few minutes for Lana to realize, but once she did, she was really disappointed. I’ll tell you, the Internet can be a weird place sometimes."

Via @lanathecorgi.

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Dog Reunited With Lawn
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
In her old age, Kiki the dog has seen just about everything. Even so, she probably wasn’t expecting the surprise that awaited her late last week — the old lawn she used to romp on as a puppy.
"We’d heard about Kiki and knew she’d been trying to track down her old lawn," says Meg Horton, host of Reunions on the Oxygen Network. “Apparently they’d been separated for some time. We knew we could help her out.”
Using official records and photographs provided by the dog, producers were able to locate the quarter-acre plot in the town of Allenhurst, NJ.
"Kiki didn’t believe us when we told her we found it," says Horton. "She had to see it for herself, and luckily our cameras were there when she did. She was so happy. And the new owners didn’t seem to mind."
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Dog Reunited With Lawn

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

In her old age, Kiki the dog has seen just about everything. Even so, she probably wasn’t expecting the surprise that awaited her late last week — the old lawn she used to romp on as a puppy.

"We’d heard about Kiki and knew she’d been trying to track down her old lawn," says Meg Horton, host of Reunions on the Oxygen Network. “Apparently they’d been separated for some time. We knew we could help her out.”

Using official records and photographs provided by the dog, producers were able to locate the quarter-acre plot in the town of Allenhurst, NJ.

"Kiki didn’t believe us when we told her we found it," says Horton. "She had to see it for herself, and luckily our cameras were there when she did. She was so happy. And the new owners didn’t seem to mind."

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Doggie Bandits Make Clean Getaway
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to reports, a family of dogs known as the Tennessee Mutts are still at large after robbing a local Petco. The career criminals and golden retrievers have become notorious in the greater Dallas area for their brazen thefts, mostly involving rawhide.
Witnesses say the dogs entered the store around noon, cleverly disguised as employees. 
"I really didn’t think much of it at the time," says Gina Rudd. "But then people started shouting, ‘Get those dogs!’ Apparently they’d taken all the rawhide. But they were just too quick."
Authorities tell The Fluffington Post that the Mutts snatched around $500 worth of treats before driving off in a rented Ford F150.
"We’re telling everyone to be on the lookout," says Deputy Sheriff Roy Hardwick. "If you see a family of golden retrievers randomly hanging out in the bed of a pickup truck, please contact the local authorities. Do not, and I repeat, do not Instagram it — you’ll only encourage them."
Via yellowarrior. Originally published on HelloGiggles.

Doggie Bandits Make Clean Getaway

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to reports, a family of dogs known as the Tennessee Mutts are still at large after robbing a local Petco. The career criminals and golden retrievers have become notorious in the greater Dallas area for their brazen thefts, mostly involving rawhide.

Witnesses say the dogs entered the store around noon, cleverly disguised as employees. 

"I really didn’t think much of it at the time," says Gina Rudd. "But then people started shouting, ‘Get those dogs!’ Apparently they’d taken all the rawhide. But they were just too quick."

Authorities tell The Fluffington Post that the Mutts snatched around $500 worth of treats before driving off in a rented Ford F150.

"We’re telling everyone to be on the lookout," says Deputy Sheriff Roy Hardwick. "If you see a family of golden retrievers randomly hanging out in the bed of a pickup truck, please contact the local authorities. Do not, and I repeat, do not Instagram it — you’ll only encourage them."

Via yellowarrior. Originally published on HelloGiggles.

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Ferret Cast in ‘Hangover’ Sequel
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
The Hangover Part III may be hitting theaters later this month, but that hasn’t stopped studio executives from planning yet another sequel. Early word is that The Hangover: Ferrets has already been greenlit, and its lead actor cast.
"We really wanted Part III to be the last one" says producer Daniel Goldberg. "The thing is, the demand for ferret comedies is huge right now. We’d be dumb to pass up an opportunity like this."
The film will star Hollywood heavyweight Eddie as a ferret who parties a bit too hard one evening, and must retrace his steps to find his missing ferret buddy. 
"It’s a real nightmare situation," says Goldberg. "His friend’s gone, his hotel suite’s trashed, and there’s a Bengal tiger just roaming around. Plus there’s a baby ferret that randomly showed up overnight. Never a good thing."
Rated R for language and comic mischief involving ferrets, The Hangover: Ferrets is slated for a summer 2014 release.
Via Lynahe.

Ferret Cast in ‘Hangover’ Sequel

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

The Hangover Part III may be hitting theaters later this month, but that hasn’t stopped studio executives from planning yet another sequel. Early word is that The Hangover: Ferrets has already been greenlit, and its lead actor cast.

"We really wanted Part III to be the last one" says producer Daniel Goldberg. "The thing is, the demand for ferret comedies is huge right now. We’d be dumb to pass up an opportunity like this."

The film will star Hollywood heavyweight Eddie as a ferret who parties a bit too hard one evening, and must retrace his steps to find his missing ferret buddy. 

"It’s a real nightmare situation," says Goldberg. "His friend’s gone, his hotel suite’s trashed, and there’s a Bengal tiger just roaming around. Plus there’s a baby ferret that randomly showed up overnight. Never a good thing."

Rated R for language and comic mischief involving ferrets, The Hangover: Ferrets is slated for a summer 2014 release.

Via Lynahe.