Bunny Refuses to Eat Broccoli, Goes to Bed Without Dinner
Most bunnies love broccoli. But not Chobi. She absolutely hates the stuff.
That’s why she was sent to her room without supper last night.
“She refused to touch her broccoli,” said Jane Cutillo, a source close to the situation. “She knows the rules. If you don’t finish your vegetables, you have to go straight to bed. There is no controversy here.”
Via iamtc27.
Bunny Fashion Consultant Lands TV Show
Thermo the bunny, known among rabbits for his impeccable fashion sense, has landed a new reality TV pilot with the Bravo channel, according to Deadline.com.
Bravo has paid for a full 12-episode run of the show after seeing a 10-minute pilot, writes Deadline reporter Sean Drew. The will follow Thermo as he gives a fashion makeover to two woodland creatures each episode. The pilot, which is being expanded to become the first episode, apparently features Thermo buying a new wardrobe for a fashion-challenged black bear.
“According to insiders, there is a lot of dramatic tension between the bunny and the bear. Will he eat him? Won’t he? That sort of thing,” writes Drew.
The show is casting now and will begin shooting in the Los Angeles area next month for a Fall debut.
Via Themgo23.
PHOTO OP: Baby Bunny
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BREAKING: Denver Cops In Hot Pursuit of Fugitive Bunny
Authorities in Denver, CO are engaged in a frantic car chase with a suspected arugula thief heading north on Interstate 25. Witnesses at a local Safeway supermarket reported seeing the suspect, identified by police as a 4-year-old bunny named Belly, leave the store with a pawful of lettuce under a trench coat.
When Safeway security was alerted, Belly allegedly hopped into his Ford Fiesta and sped off. Local police were soon in pursuit.
“I knew there was something weird going on,” says grocery shopper Linda McNally, who witnessed the alleged heist. “That bunny was sniffing around, looking all suspicious. I saw him snatch the arugula — he couldn’t help himself!”
At this time, a squadron of police cars are trailing a safe distance from the Fiesta, and on-ramps to Interstate 25 north of Denver have been closed for public safety.
The Fluffington Post will keep you updated as this story develops.
Submitted by Ashley Roybal.
Bunny Shocked by Super Bowl Commercials
A local bunny’s sensibilities have already been shocked by a few of the more risqué commercials that have debuted so far during the Super Bowl.
“He’s led a really sheltered life,” said one person with knowledge of the situation of the rabbit. “Pretty much anything would shock him at this point.”
Via maddieandoliver.
Rabbit Sued by Cats for ‘Copycatting’
A group of cats has filed suit against a local bunny named Pam for what they say is an unauthorized use of intellectual property.
At issue is a picture Pam posted on her Instagram page with depicts her sitting in a cardboard box. The feline group claims that cats own a copyright for what they’re saying is a “unique piece of performance art.”
“Sitting in boxes has always been the domain of cats,” said feline legal team member Larry Watterson, Esq. “We contend that by sitting in that box, and posing for that photo, without paying any licensing fees to my clients, Pam is in breach of copyright laws. We’re seeking punitive damages in the amount of $150,000.”
The case is scheduled to go to court next month.
Via rabbitpam.
Bunny Loses Hide-and-Seek Match
A local bunny named Dexter forfeited a game of hide-and-seek this afternoon after leaving his hiding spot early. A spokesperson for the Spokane Hide-and-Seek League said that as soon as Dexter vacated his spot, he immediately forfeited the match.
“It’s a shame,” said sportswriter Tyler Gray. “He had a great spot and the seekers were nowhere near close to finding him. To just give up like that is a real disappointment.”
No word on what made Dexter give up, but indications are that he had just grown tired of waiting to be found.
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PHOTO OP: Mr. Floppy Ears
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Bunny Excited About New Schwarzenegger Movie
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
It’s been a long time coming. Gus the rabbit could hardly remember the last time he saw Arnold Schwarzenegger on the big screen. One can imagine his excitement then, when he found out the action legend would be starring in The Last Stand, his first film in a decade.
“He already bought his tickets,” says Chip Heineke, a friend of the bunny. “He doesn’t even know what it’s about, or who else is in it. Arnold is in it though, and that’s all that matters. Gus would see him in anything.”
An avid fan of the Austrian Oak since his debut on the American film scene, Gus has seen virtually all of Schwarzenegger’s movies.
“He really just loves the one-liners,” says Heineke. “He’s hoping this new one will have one of those instant classics like ‘I’ll be back,’ or, ‘I’m a cop, you idiot.’ He’s also hoping he goes ‘Ayyeaaagh’ at least once.”
Via Keith Survell.
