BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg Is Actually a French Bulldog
The Fluffington Post has obtained photographic evidence that suggests that billionaire Internet developer and social networking pioneer Mark Zuckerberg is actually a French Bulldog.
Forensic photographers have verified the authenticity of the photo — this is indeed a French Bulldog, and he is indeed wearing a trademark Zuckerberg-style hoodie. We can only draw one conclusion: the CEO of Facebook is an adorable puppy.
We’ve reached out to Facebook for comment and will update this post if and when we hear back.
UPDATE: The Fluffington Post regrets the need to retract this entire article. It turns out this is a photo of a rather well-known French Bulldog named Manny (follow him on Instagram here) and not of Mark Zuckerberg.
We apologize for the mistake.