'Most Interesting Cat in the World' Confesses to Boredom
Harold Marvin Lamar Overpeck, the self-described “Most Interesting Cat in the World,” shocked fans with a confession early Wednesday.
"While known for paragliding, rock climbing and cavorting with beautiful women, Mr. Overpeck gave in to a moment of boredom last Saturday," his office wrote in a press release. "While it pains Mr. Overpeck to be boring — even for just five minutes — he feels he must be honest about it."
As it happens, Overpeck had just arrived home from a European archaeological expedition, missed dinner plans with Ashton Kutcher by mere moments, and exhausted all of his Angry Birds levels.
"There was simply nothing left for him to do," the release explains. "He just kinda sat there for a while, thinking about things. It was terrible."
Submitted by Sarah Overpeck.