Judge Orders Dog to Warn Others About Dangerous Tail Wagging
After twice knocking the lamp off the table due to excessive and overly excited tail wagging, a judge has ordered Clem the dog to wear a sign warning others of his rambunctious appendage.
"I’m not sure what good it will do," said Laslo Coyne, who lodged a complaint last week after his iced coffee was nearly knocked off the table by Clem. "I mean, that tail is a menace, and no amount of signage will change that."
When asked what he thought could protect his future iced coffees, Laslo wasn’t sure.
"Making him an outside dog, maybe? I don’t know," he mumbled.