Kitten Gets High Marks on School Report Card
Mallory the kitten made her parents proud this week when she brought home a glowing mid-term report card from school. She had high marks in every subject — Scratching Post Destruction 205, Napping 301, Introduction to Aloofness, Finding the Best Sun Spots (independent study), and Topics in Sitting in Boxes and Bags. Her teachers gushed about her.
“Mallory is a pleasure to have in class,” said her napping professor, Mrs. Banks. “She’s courteous, she always comes to class on time, and she’s usually the first student to conk out.”