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Paw-Parazzi Snap Pic of Cat at Facelift Consult
By mirandate, FluffPo Correspondent
Chloe, feline legend of stage and screen, is lashing out and hissing at the  paw-parazzi, whom her representative says have gone way too far this time. Earlier this week, a photo surfaced of Chloe apparently undergoing a facelift consultation at the office of celebrity plastic surgeon Gladys Rola Bringard.
Lauri Biondi, Chloe’s long-time PR rep, tells The Fluffington Post, “We can neither confirm nor deny these intrusive reports. Any photographs that may have resulted from this alleged appointment represent a serious breach of her privacy, and we intend to respond with our claws out.”
An unnamed source at TMZ stated, “It’s pretty funny that Chloe’s people are making such a big deal about it, since this is only the latest publicity stunt perpetrated by Chloe’s team in order to revive her sagging career. Everyone remembers last year when her people circulated that picture of her going to the vet, and stirred up concern, when she was really just going in for some shots.”
To date, Chloe’s manager and PR rep categorically deny that photo was staged.
Our source continued, “It’s not even a good strategy. Everyone knows animals’ careers are only big if The FluffPo covers them. Wait, who are you with again?”
Via xinhuanet.com.

Paw-Parazzi Snap Pic of Cat at Facelift Consult

By mirandate, FluffPo Correspondent

Chloe, feline legend of stage and screen, is lashing out and hissing at the  paw-parazzi, whom her representative says have gone way too far this time. Earlier this week, a photo surfaced of Chloe apparently undergoing a facelift consultation at the office of celebrity plastic surgeon Gladys Rola Bringard.

Lauri Biondi, Chloe’s long-time PR rep, tells The Fluffington Post, “We can neither confirm nor deny these intrusive reports. Any photographs that may have resulted from this alleged appointment represent a serious breach of her privacy, and we intend to respond with our claws out.”

An unnamed source at TMZ stated, “It’s pretty funny that Chloe’s people are making such a big deal about it, since this is only the latest publicity stunt perpetrated by Chloe’s team in order to revive her sagging career. Everyone remembers last year when her people circulated that picture of her going to the vet, and stirred up concern, when she was really just going in for some shots.”

To date, Chloe’s manager and PR rep categorically deny that photo was staged.

Our source continued, “It’s not even a good strategy. Everyone knows animals’ careers are only big if The FluffPo covers them. Wait, who are you with again?”

Via xinhuanet.com.

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