Puppy Enlist Disciplined For Napping
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to the United States Army, a new recruit has been reprimanded following an incident that occurred last week. Army officials tell The Fluffington Post that Pvt. John Snugglekins was caught “taking a nap” during a routine drill.
“Private Snugglekins was spotted at approximately 0800, peacefully sleeping while making cute noises,” says Army spokesman Craig Froomkin. “The drill sergeant on duty was notified of the infraction, and the private has been placed on leave. Pending a review, it is expected that he will be punished to the fullest extent of military law. While it is recognized that Private Snugglekins is a puppy, and that growing puppies need their rest, examples must still be set. We believe these actions to be appropriate.”