Giraffe Disappointed After ‘Fiscal Cliff’ Talks Flounder
The U.S. Senate’s inability to arrive at a compromise to avert the so-called “Fiscal Cliff” has left one giraffe disappointed.
“Ted’s been moping around ever since the last update came in,” says Ellie Tambor, a source close to the situation. “He’ll check the news, then just gets disgusted. He’s not standing as tall as he used to, that’s for sure.”