Puppy Sleeps Through All 3 Presidential Debates
An 8-week-old Labrador named Bracken was found sleeping during not one, not two, but all three televised presidential debates between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama.
“Even the whole ‘horses and bayonets’ thing wasn’t enough to rouse him,” says Oscar Francis, a source close to the situation. “I mean, I know puppies need their sleep, but this is the future of the country we’re talking about.”
Sources are inconclusive on whether Bracken slept through the vice presidential bout.