Cat Prefers ‘New York Times’ Metro Section

Noel, a cat from Brooklyn, NY, still subscribes to the print edition of The New York Times, despite its waning circulation. He doesn’t read it, of course. It’s for sleeping on, and only certain sections will do.

“He only sleeps on the Metro section,” says Kenneth Rosen, a source close to the situation. “Science gets shredded and Food gets eaten.”