Cat Monitors Household Water Usage
After learning about the dangers of overconsumption of the world’s fresh water supply at school, Toulouse the cat has been diligently monitoring his household’s water usage. While admirable, says a source close to the situation, the cat has gone too far.
“Has he not heard of a little thing called privacy?” asked roommate Tammy Winterbottom. ”I mean, sure, knock twice if I’m in the shower for more than 10 minutes, run the dishwasher on light mode, whatever, but some of the stuff he’s doing is just too much.”
According to Winterbottom, the most egregious of Toulouse’s offenses is his watchful eye over the amount of times the toilets are flushed. ”Yes for number two, and no for number one,” she said. “Fine. It’s a little gross, but I can deal. But, seriously, does he have to sit on the bowl and watch me while I go? It’s creepy. It has to stop.”