Kitten Finally Meets His Match
An area cat named Dexter (whose whiskers are out of control), has finally met his match in the form of a new stand mirror in the living room. According to sources close to the situation, Dexter has been facing down his reflection for the past 4 hours.
“I’m not 100% convinced he understands the concept of mirrors,” said Rosalee Vasquez, a friend who has been on the scene since early this morning. ”I don’t really want to embarrass him in front of all these reporters, though. He’s kind of a tough guy.”