Kitten Nails Soap Opera Audition
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Beatrice the kitten had already gotten her fair share of credits during her early acting career. However, nothing could quite compare to getting a supporting role on Kitties and Neighbors, the highest-rated cat soap opera on television. Now, thanks to her stellar audition last week, her dream just may become a reality.
“She read for the part of Samantha,” says Jennifer Schumann, a source close to the situation. “In the scene, she had to look Gerald, her philandering lover, in the eye and say, ‘I’m leaving you, and I’m never coming back.’ It came out as more of a ‘meow,’ but she nailed it. If she doesn’t at least get a callback, it’s safe to say they’re all idiots.”