Rabbit Admonished for Talking With Mouthful
A local rabbit is in trouble Sunday morning after attempting to speak with his mouthful. According to sources close to the situation, the rabbit was yelled at by friends when it appeared he was about to open his mouth while he was still chewing a large mouthful of grass.
While some feel that this was the right thing to do, others aren’t so sure. One witness, who spoke to The Fluffington Post on the condition of anonymity wasn’t convinced the rabbit was about to speak at all.
“I mean… yes he was chewing some grass at the time, and yes he did start to open his mouth as if to talk, but… he’s a rabbit,” said the witness. “Have you ever heard a rabbit talk? They don’t really make too much noise.”