Goat Way Too Smug For His Own Good
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to reports, a local goat is entirely too full of himself and really needs to be taken down a notch. Sources tell The Fluffington Post that Dale has been displaying signs of extreme smugness, even more than is typically expected from a goat.
“His sense of self-satisfaction is off the charts,” says farm animal expert Bess Leary. “I’ve never seen a goat that’s just so above it all. He literally couldn’t care less.”