REPORT: Cats Make Terrible Secretaries
A new report from the American Association of Office Workers indicates that cats are ill-equipped for the tasks expected of secretaries in modern workplaces.
“Cats are just generally unorganized,” said AAOW spokesperson Ron Smiley, who said that most cats hired for secretary positions are fired within a week.
According to his organization’s groundbreaking research, kitties tend to sleep a lot during the day. ”And that makes them ill-suited to secretarial work,” explained Smiley. “Sleeping on the job is frowned upon in most offices.”
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