Cat Has ‘Too Much Fun’
The New York Times is reporting that a local cat has been accused of having “too much fun,” after getting into all sorts of mischief around the house. According to an exclusive report in the paper, Maxwell was caught early Tuesday morning unspooling a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom.
“He was having a blast,” an anonymous source at the police department told The Times. ”Too much fun, if you ask me.”
Maxwell faces a mandatory visit to the time out corner and a disciplinary hearing later this week.