Area Kitty’s Hiding Spot Is Just Terrible
According to sources close to the situation, an area kitty name Temperance embarrassed herself during a recent game of hide and seek. Witnesses say Temperance’s choice of hiding spot — behind the floor pillow leaning against the wall — was “so obvious it hurt.”
“It was just embarrassingly bad,” said Oliver Robertson, the commissioner of the North American Feline Hide and Seek Association. “She’s really going to tumble down the NAFHSA standings based solely on this one game. I don’t know what she was thinking.”
Via beiko-chan.
