Kitten Cited for Cliché String Playing

After the county passed a “no clichés” ordinance last Spring, many local policy analysts called the measure “unnecessary” and “a waste of time.”  The general consensus was that so-called “public displays of cliché behavior” were too few and far in between for a law on the books.

Now a local kitten has been cited for the first violation of the county ordinance.  Oscar the kitty was reportedly caught in public playing with string in a manner that police called “extremely expected.”  

Oscar’s lack of creativity will likely cost him the maximum $130 fine allowed under the ordinance.

Via toby-won-kenobi.