Local Pup Tries in Vain to Beat Summer Heat
As August rolls on, at least one area canine is ready for fall. Lennox, a local Boxer puppy, has had it with the summer heat. He’s tried everything to cool off — visits to the local public pool, bacon-flavored popsicles, sleeping in the nude — and nothing has worked. Recently, he even invested a large chunk of her savings in acquiring an enormous floor fan.
“He’s taken to just parking himself in front of the fan and not moving all day,” said friend and roommate Andrea Horton. ”But it’s no use. He’s still miserable. This heat wave can’t break soon enough.”