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Bunny Terrifies Small Town
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Authorities in Keene, NH have recently been alerted to a strange rabbit that has inexplicably started showing up outside residents’ windows. The bunny has been described as small, fuzzy, and most definitely sinister. 
"There’s been a spike in calls," says Chief of Police Lou Holtz. "People see the bunny, they don’t know what to do. Naturally, they call 911."
Residents tell The Fluffington Post that the bunny shows up randomly, but usually after dinner. 
"He just sits out there, staring, planning Lord knows what," says Marge Schiffley. "I haven’t slept in weeks."
According to Holtz, the bunny has presented a unique threat to the community.
"I’ve never dealt with anything this creepy, " says the 26-year veteran. "To be honest, he’s kind of cute. But that’s obviously just part of his plan."
Via vjmarisphotos.

Bunny Terrifies Small Town

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Authorities in Keene, NH have recently been alerted to a strange rabbit that has inexplicably started showing up outside residents’ windows. The bunny has been described as small, fuzzy, and most definitely sinister. 

"There’s been a spike in calls," says Chief of Police Lou Holtz. "People see the bunny, they don’t know what to do. Naturally, they call 911."

Residents tell The Fluffington Post that the bunny shows up randomly, but usually after dinner. 

"He just sits out there, staring, planning Lord knows what," says Marge Schiffley. "I haven’t slept in weeks."

According to Holtz, the bunny has presented a unique threat to the community.

"I’ve never dealt with anything this creepy, " says the 26-year veteran. "To be honest, he’s kind of cute. But that’s obviously just part of his plan."

Via vjmarisphotos.

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