StumbleUpon Pinterest Reddit
Bunny Terrifies Small Town
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Authorities in Keene, NH have recently been alerted to a strange rabbit that has inexplicably started showing up outside residents’ windows. The bunny has been described as small, fuzzy, and most definitely sinister. 
"There’s been a spike in calls," says Chief of Police Lou Holtz. "People see the bunny, they don’t know what to do. Naturally, they call 911."
Residents tell The Fluffington Post that the bunny shows up randomly, but usually after dinner. 
"He just sits out there, staring, planning Lord knows what," says Marge Schiffley. "I haven’t slept in weeks."
According to Holtz, the bunny has presented a unique threat to the community.
"I’ve never dealt with anything this creepy, " says the 26-year veteran. "To be honest, he’s kind of cute. But that’s obviously just part of his plan."
Via vjmarisphotos.

Bunny Terrifies Small Town

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Authorities in Keene, NH have recently been alerted to a strange rabbit that has inexplicably started showing up outside residents’ windows. The bunny has been described as small, fuzzy, and most definitely sinister. 

"There’s been a spike in calls," says Chief of Police Lou Holtz. "People see the bunny, they don’t know what to do. Naturally, they call 911."

Residents tell The Fluffington Post that the bunny shows up randomly, but usually after dinner. 

"He just sits out there, staring, planning Lord knows what," says Marge Schiffley. "I haven’t slept in weeks."

According to Holtz, the bunny has presented a unique threat to the community.

"I’ve never dealt with anything this creepy, " says the 26-year veteran. "To be honest, he’s kind of cute. But that’s obviously just part of his plan."

Via vjmarisphotos.

More news from The FluffPo:


  1. sunn-kissed-skinnn reblogged this from hurricanehoechlin
  2. hurricanehoechlin reblogged this from fckyeahitslauren
  3. krrawr reblogged this from fckyeahitslauren
  4. clarisserss reblogged this from fckyeahitslauren
  5. fckyeahitslauren reblogged this from andiheardeverything-archive
  6. sprinklejoy reblogged this from andiheardeverything-archive
  7. reborn-from-the-dust reblogged this from the-birdie
  8. azureamaryllis reblogged this from the-birdie
  9. the-birdie reblogged this from loveheartlover
  10. loveheartlover reblogged this from klainearefellas
  11. droolovacocoa reblogged this from imafraidofthebigbadwolf
  12. reiaintheskywithdiamonds reblogged this from andiheardeverything-archive
  13. notharley reblogged this from andiheardeverything-archive
  14. klainernumber1 reblogged this from andiheardeverything-archive
  15. imafraidofthebigbadwolf reblogged this from klainearefellas
  16. klainearefellas reblogged this from andiheardeverything-archive
  17. undiscoveredmadness reblogged this from andiheardeverything-archive
  18. scottfriedstein reblogged this from thefluffingtonpost
  19. jtangster reblogged this from reminisceneries
  20. changjoyride reblogged this from reminisceneries and added:
    Sooo its okay for people to think a bunny is terrorizing their community but I’m delusional for shipping two boys who...
  21. reminisceneries reblogged this from cleezycleo
  22. cleezycleo reblogged this from genovianpearjuggler
  23. kabooomkaboom reblogged this from princess---laura
  24. adleitha reblogged this from thefluffingtonpost
  25. somanythoughtzz reblogged this from thefluffingtonpost
  26. smile-qt reblogged this from thefluffingtonpost
  27. currymonsuta reblogged this from thefluffingtonpost
  28. drive-by-nerfing reblogged this from berliozandmarie
  29. othersideofthis reblogged this from thefluffingtonpost
  30. daxicablike reblogged this from lifeat4000feet
  31. beautifulanonymous reblogged this from 55595472
  32. 55595472 reblogged this from thefluffingtonpost
  33. mysterylurking reblogged this from fuckyeahcuterodents