Local Cat Furious About Something
Details are still sketchy, but reports indicate that a local feline is extremely upset. What prompted her outrage is still unknown at this time.
“It could be any number of things,” said a source with knowledge of the situation. ”My bet is that she’s angry about the jailing of Russian punk bank, Pussy Riot, though. She’s a huge fan of both punk music and freedom of speech.”
The Fluffington Post will update this story as details emerge.