Area Pug Can’t Stand Pajama Jeans
According to numerous sources on the scene, a local pug named Tosca goes totally bananas in the presence of Pajama Jeans. The pants, which are made using a pajama-like material fashioned to look like jeans, have been on the market for nearly three years and have sold millions of pairs, yet are for some reason very offensive to Tosca.
“I’m not really sure what is about those pants, but they really set her off,” said one friend who spoke on the condition of anonymity. ”If she even suspects that your jeans might actually be pajamas, she’ll clamp down on your leg in a blink.”