Dog Probably Forgot Something
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Murray the dog was already three hours into his vacation when it hit him. Normally, he’d be enjoying the wind in his face and the freedom of the open road. That is, if it weren’t for the sudden feeling that he’d forgotten to do something before he left.
“He couldn’t relax,” says Reg Hoover, a source close to the situation. “He just kept wondering, ‘Did I turn the kitchen sink off? Did I lock the front door? What about the air conditioner? Did I shut that off?’ He was really freaking out.”
After careful consideration, Murray accepted that he had definitely forgotten to do at least one thing.
“He decided it was the trash. He didn’t take that out before he left, he was certain,” says Hoover. “Of course, it could very well have been something else. But it was probably the trash.”