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Kitten Fires Entire Staff in Boardroom Blowup According to sources close to the situation, Philbert, the CEO or KittyWorld Enterprises (NYSE: MEOW) went ballistic at an all hands meeting this morning and fired his entire staff. “He went on and on about how the office fridge has a terrible selection of canned fish and then he just decided to fire everyone,” said stunned former employee Scott Rheinbeck.  ”You know what, though?  Good riddance.  I never liked this job anyway.” KittyWorld’s stock is down in early afternoon trading. Via shnoif. Help us fight animal cruelty. Support the ASPCA by purchasing our limited edition Rosie the Retriever T-shirt!

Kitten Fires Entire Staff in Boardroom Blowup

According to sources close to the situation, Philbert, the CEO or KittyWorld Enterprises (NYSE: MEOW) went ballistic at an all hands meeting this morning and fired his entire staff.

“He went on and on about how the office fridge has a terrible selection of canned fish and then he just decided to fire everyone,” said stunned former employee Scott Rheinbeck.  ”You know what, though?  Good riddance.  I never liked this job anyway.”

KittyWorld’s stock is down in early afternoon trading.

Via shnoif.

Help us fight animal cruelty. Support the ASPCA by purchasing our limited edition Rosie the Retriever T-shirt!

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