Kitten Fires Entire Staff in Boardroom Blowup
According to sources close to the situation, Philbert, the CEO or KittyWorld Enterprises (NYSE: MEOW) went ballistic at an all hands meeting this morning and fired his entire staff.
“He went on and on about how the office fridge has a terrible selection of canned fish and then he just decided to fire everyone,” said stunned former employee Scott Rheinbeck. ”You know what, though? Good riddance. I never liked this job anyway.”
KittyWorld’s stock is down in early afternoon trading.
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