Tensions Run High In Backyard Standoff
Sources on the ground near the patio door are reporting that a three-hour standoff between cat and dog factions has grown in intensity.
“The cats are holding their ground firm,” says Clinton Selvy, a witness who is observing from a save distance. “They won’t let the dogs back into the house. But the dogs are holding the line, likely as a matter of pride.”
There are unconfirmed rumors that the dogs may attempt to sneak in, perhaps through the side door.
Submitted by Matt Wilfinger.
