Guinea Pig Regrets Switching Conditioners
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to sources, Griff the guinea pig has been holed up in his hutch since Tuesday, refusing to leave after making quite possibly the worst hair care decision ever.
Known for his impeccable grooming habits, Griff is said to have suddenly switched his conditioner to an unknown, generic brand. The results, to say the least, were horrific.
“It’s pretty bad,” says Hal Dunberg, a friend. “He’s basically just one big mass of fluff. I”ve never seen anything like it.”
Asked what could have led Griff to abandon his original conditioner, Dunberg could only speculate. ”He might have just been trying to save some money. He’ll come out eventually, though. Assuming the frizz dies down, of course.”
Via Castaway in Scotland.