Dog Reveals Top Secret ‘Rainbow Machine’

After six months of research and planning, New York City dog Pippin has finally unveiled his secret project.

“Everybody loves rainbows, but who wants to wait around for a rain storm?” asks Pippin’s publicist, John Rahe. “Now you can create your own with this patent-pending technology.”

While many are eager to try out the new device, some have been quick to point out that it’s basically just a lawn sprinkler.

Submitted by Olivia Wolf.