Hamster Won’t Share Little Red Wagon
Area hamster Chuckie has refused to share his Radio Flyer wagon, according to numerous sources.
When approached this morning by a second hamster who wanted to play with Chuckie in the wagon, Chuckie reportedly wheeled away, much to the dismay of photographers in the area.
“One hamster in a tiny wagon is gonna do pretty well on Tumblr and Reddit,” said photojournalist Lucinda Wainwright. “But two hamsters in a tiny wagon? That’s like a gift from the karma gods. I hope Chuckie can get on board with this whole sharing bit soon, because that would be photo of the year right there.”