Pig Unemployment Holds Steady Even as Economy Improves

Figures released from Pew today indicate that while unemployment is down overall, the needle hasn’t moved for pigs, particularly the young. In fact, unemployment has increased in some piglet communities.

“A lot of piglets came out of school without employable skills,” says Fran Muchnik, career counselor. “Also, they’re super lazy.”

Submitted by Stephanie Buck.