Kitten Assumes Control of Hallway Construction Project
After months of setbacks and delays, the household council has appointed a new foreman to take over the hallway relocation project. Zamba, a kitten, plans to implement a number of time saving and cost cutting measures that should get the project back on track and completed on time for the new school year in late August.
The ambitious undertaking, which will relocate the existing hallway between the living room and dining room to the other side of the kitchen for better traffic circulation near the downstairs half bathroom, has been fraught with delays since ground was broken late last year.
“We’re happy to put the past six months behind us,” said household council member Trip Galloway. “We have 100% confidence in Zamba and his ability to get this project back on track.”