Bulldog: Flamingo Hunting Violates No Pennsylvania Game Laws

An English bulldog is contesting a fine issued by the parks department of Selinsgrove, PA. Lucy stands firm in her belief that hunting plush flamingos violates no local or state game laws.

“My client is well versed in Pennsylvania hunting regulation,” says Bud Gomez, Lucy’s attorney. “Plush flamingos are not covered in the provisions for wild fowl. The whole thing is a big misunderstanding which we’re trying to clear up as soon as possible.”

Submitted by Kate Meier.