Local Kitten Dispels Rumors He’s an Otter
As if being abandoned in a rose garden wasn’t hard enough, Ollie the Kitten has faced a number of accusations that he is in fact an otter.
“These rumors are baseless,” said Ollie’s publicist at a press conference Thursday afternoon. “When the blogs get wind of something, they hammer it until everyone thinks it’s so. The fact is, Ollie is 100% kitten. We have the birth certificate.”
Submitted by Tracy T. and Ryan G.