Area Sloth ‘Just Doesn’t Give a Damn’
According to friend, a local sloth by the name of Herschel is easy going, almost to a fault. ”He just takes it all in stride, you know?” said one friend. ”He hangs around in his tree all day, acting all smug, not a care in the world. I think it’s great.”
While some seem to think Herschel’s laissez faire attitude toward the world around him is something to envy, others are rubbed the wrong way by it. ”I don’t know why, but it irks me,” one neighbor The Fluffington Post. “I mean, he’s a grown sloth. Mooching off his parents like that is undignified. Get a job already!”
Via Zakk_Scar.
