BREAKING: Pug Prefers Chunky to Regular Peanut Butter
In a move that sent shock waves through the peanut butter industry, Murphy the pug has publicly declared his love for chunky style.
“All this time we thought creamy was his favorite,” says Cathy Cole, a spokesperson for Teddie Peanut Butter. “This is just a lot to handle right now. I think I need to lie down.”
Analysts predict that Murphy’s high profile preference could influence sales of chunky peanut butter across the board.
“We’re anticipating a ripple in the PBI,” says Stuart Akron, who studies and trades against the Peanut Butter Index. “A big, delicious, creamy ripple that you can spread on toast.”
Submitted by Tina Haupert, Carrots ‘N’ Cake.