Butt-Sniffing Accident Causes 2-Dog Pileup

The Fluffington Post has received word of a major collision off Route 9 involving two compact dogs. Officials on the scene say Rizzo stopped short, causing Charlie to misjudge the angle of a routine butt sniff. The resulting rear-end collision has slowed traffic in both directions thanks to severe rubber-necking.

Drivers are advised to avoid the stretch between exits 26 and 28 until the wreck can be cleared.

Submitted by Jamie Baldanza.