Cat Attempts to Scale Human, Gives Up Halfway
Reports are trickling in from the living room that Hector Meowington, president of the local Himalaya Club, has given up on his attempt the climb the guy sitting on the couch.
“It was just too much for him,” said climbing expert Manuel Ross. ”The altitude can get very thin up near the top of the couch and it can really sap your energy quickly. It takes months of training for an attempt like this. I am sure it’s disappointing for Hector, but he’s smart to give up and live to climb another day.”