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REPORT: Cats Are Using Board Game ‘Risk’ to Plan World Domination
According to a leaked covert intelligence report from the NSA, members of the cat separatist group Felines United are using the board game Risk to plan their international take-over strategy.  The report details chilling accounts from undercover operatives of F.U. meetings at which cats would play Risk for hours on end, honing their world domination plans by running them through scenario after scenario using the game.
The White House is confirming the existence of the reports but will not comment on them or any planned response at this time.
Via the.approximate.photographer.

REPORT: Cats Are Using Board Game ‘Risk’ to Plan World Domination

According to a leaked covert intelligence report from the NSA, members of the cat separatist group Felines United are using the board game Risk to plan their international take-over strategy.  The report details chilling accounts from undercover operatives of F.U. meetings at which cats would play Risk for hours on end, honing their world domination plans by running them through scenario after scenario using the game.

The White House is confirming the existence of the reports but will not comment on them or any planned response at this time.

Via the.approximate.photographer.

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