Cat Rents Office Space Under the Armchair
The vacant office space under the armchair has been a blight on the living room financial district for years. Once considered the jewel of mid-house office real estate, it has been without a tenant since 2007, following the unexpected death of the founder of Daddy Long Legs, Inc.
Now noted feline entrepreneur Mischa has signed a three year lease for the space. It’s unclear what the cat plans to move into the 3 square foot office, but she operates several successful ventures servicing the low-energy napping market, as well as a research and development firm currently exploring new methods of lazily batting at crumpled up pieces of paper.