Shepherd Pup Dominates Local Playground

Want to spend a fun afternoon at the park? Get in line, kid.

A 5-month-old Australian Shepherd named Sam has taken over the playground, chasing off local schoolchildren and posting intimidating signs that read “No Kids Allowed.”

Witnesses say he just wants the whole place to himself, especially the swings, where he spends most of his time swaying gently and looking out for usurpers.

Submitted by Mallory Adriana Kramer.