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Rabbit Cereal Thief Caught
by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to authorities, Scuttles the rabbit has finally been apprehended. The bunny is wanted in connection with a string of cereal thefts in Miami-Dade County over the past seven weeks. 
"We found him going to town on a display of Shredded Wheat at the Publix on Biscayne," says Sergeant Frank LeDoux of the Miami Police Department. "If it weren’t for the work of a few good samaritans, he’d likely still be at large."
Scuttles is said to randomly choose his targets, and usually operates during the daytime. Witnesses tell The Fluffington Post that the bunny loves all cereals, but mostly those that stay crunchy in milk.
"We’re just glad he’s off the streets," says LeDoux. "And yes, I understand the humor in a rabbit having an affinity for cereal. I’ve seen the commercials. The difference here is this rabbit wasn’t silly - he was simply dangerous."
LeDoux could not comment further because he was called to assist with another reported theft involving an inept cookie-stealing dog.
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Rabbit Cereal Thief Caught

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to authorities, Scuttles the rabbit has finally been apprehended. The bunny is wanted in connection with a string of cereal thefts in Miami-Dade County over the past seven weeks. 

"We found him going to town on a display of Shredded Wheat at the Publix on Biscayne," says Sergeant Frank LeDoux of the Miami Police Department. "If it weren’t for the work of a few good samaritans, he’d likely still be at large."

Scuttles is said to randomly choose his targets, and usually operates during the daytime. Witnesses tell The Fluffington Post that the bunny loves all cereals, but mostly those that stay crunchy in milk.

"We’re just glad he’s off the streets," says LeDoux. "And yes, I understand the humor in a rabbit having an affinity for cereal. I’ve seen the commercials. The difference here is this rabbit wasn’t silly - he was simply dangerous."

LeDoux could not comment further because he was called to assist with another reported theft involving an inept cookie-stealing dog.

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Cat Not Quite A Yoga Master Yet
by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent
Whiskers has been studying vinyasa yoga for years. After her first exposure to the practice at her local gym, the cat fell in love with the calm and peacefulness that she experienced while in class. Her new career goal is to some day open her own small studio and share her passion with others. 
Despite her dedication to furthering her yoga education, though, Whiskers has been having a hard time turning her dream into a reality. Mentor Robin Lille said that while Whiskers has unmatched flexibility and balance, she lacks the concentration to be a true master. 
“She’s easily distracted,” Lille said. “Sometimes a bird flies by the window and she will completely lose her center.”
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Cat Not Quite A Yoga Master Yet

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

Whiskers has been studying vinyasa yoga for years. After her first exposure to the practice at her local gym, the cat fell in love with the calm and peacefulness that she experienced while in class. Her new career goal is to some day open her own small studio and share her passion with others. 

Despite her dedication to furthering her yoga education, though, Whiskers has been having a hard time turning her dream into a reality. Mentor Robin Lille said that while Whiskers has unmatched flexibility and balance, she lacks the concentration to be a true master. 

“She’s easily distracted,” Lille said. “Sometimes a bird flies by the window and she will completely lose her center.”

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Puppy Demands Living Wage For Tricks
by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to sources, Finley the dog has completely ceased all cute activity until demands are met by his owner.
"He was always such a fun puppy," said Kathy Monroe. "Then he realized he wasn’t getting anything in return for doing tricks. That’s when it kind of all started."
First on the pup’s agenda: A living wage.
"My client maintains that he simply cannot continue being an adorable dog without fair compensation," said Ralph Sagher, the puppy’s attorney. "It is in his owner’s best interests to begin paying Finley at once for his services, preferably in bones."
Monroe isn’t so quick to give in.
"Look, I don’t think asking for a paw shake is out of line," the first-time owner said. "After all, I do basically everything for him. That puppy’s got some nerve, if you ask me."
Sagher countered:
"Oh, please. Typical owner talk," said the thrice-disbarred litigator. "She can argue all she wants, but we’re not going to roll over. And yes, you can print that."
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Puppy Demands Living Wage For Tricks

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to sources, Finley the dog has completely ceased all cute activity until demands are met by his owner.

"He was always such a fun puppy," said Kathy Monroe. "Then he realized he wasn’t getting anything in return for doing tricks. That’s when it kind of all started."

First on the pup’s agenda: A living wage.

"My client maintains that he simply cannot continue being an adorable dog without fair compensation," said Ralph Sagher, the puppy’s attorney. "It is in his owner’s best interests to begin paying Finley at once for his services, preferably in bones."

Monroe isn’t so quick to give in.

"Look, I don’t think asking for a paw shake is out of line," the first-time owner said. "After all, I do basically everything for him. That puppy’s got some nerve, if you ask me."

Sagher countered:

"Oh, please. Typical owner talk," said the thrice-disbarred litigator. "She can argue all she wants, but we’re not going to roll over. And yes, you can print that."

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