Area Pup Pretty Sure He Was Taken to the Vet
Though details are still a bit hazy, a local dog named Duke is nearly certain he was taken to the vet.
"Apparently he was told he was just ‘going for a car ride,’" said a source familiar with the situation, "and he loves those!"
So he hopped right in. But instead the park, he was allegedly taken to a squat grey building with a mural of injured cartoon puppies and kittens painted on the front.
"He’s certain it wasn’t the park," said the source, "and he’s pretty sure that it was actually the vet’s office."
We’ll update this story as more information becomes available.